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How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue.
 
Communication Problem

There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and they
lived in Honolulu. The poor lady was not very proficient in English,
but managed to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose
whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't
know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her
skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went
home with pork legs.

The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know
how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her
breast. The lady got what she wanted.

The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way
to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...


What were you thinking? Helloooooooooo, her husband speaks English!!
 
Elevator

A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in it. He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her breast. He says, "Oh, I'm so sorry.
If your heart is as soft as your breast, I hope you'll be
able to forgive me.
" She looks at him a few seconds and says, "That's all right. If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 204."


 
 








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