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Slogans for National Condom Week

1. Cover your stump before you hump.
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.
4. When in doubt, shroud your sprout.
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick.
12. If you go into heat, package your meat.
13. While you're undressing Venus, dress up that penis.
14. When you take off her pants and blouse, dress up your trouser mouse.
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
16. Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
18. The right selection! Protect your erection!
19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.
20. A crank with armor will never harm her.
21. If you really love her, wear a cover.
22. Don't make a mistake, muzzle your snake.
23. Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
24. If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.
25. No glove, no love!
 
Disgusting ?!

A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!"

So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, "That's disgusting!"

Then the waitress says, "You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts."

 
Joke of the week!

A young man went to his father one day to
tell him that he wanted
to get married. His father was happy for him. He
asked his son who
the girl was, and he told him that it was Samantha a
girl from the
neighborhood.
With a sad face the old man said to his
son, "I'm sorry to say this
son but I have to. The girl you want to
marry is your sister, but
please don't tell your mother." The young man
again brought 3 more
names to his father but ended up frustrated cause
the response was
still the same.
So he decides to go to his mother.
"Mama I want to get married but
all the girls that I love, dad said they
are my sisters and I
mustn't tell you." His mother smiling said to him,"
Don't worry my
son, you can marry any of those girls. You're not his
son!!"


  
 
 








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